Are you unaware of the distinct Brave New World overtones of your vision? Re-educating Refugees from presumably Venezuela with 24/7 indoctrination in founder mode while feeding them soylent green paste, all the while sequestered in “work camps”? Since education has to start early, why not start with children? What happens to those not capable of becoming founders? Or who want to be artists?
I had another idea: could we have you and Ben come to the reeducation facilities for Demo days? You could showcase your own abilities with regards to the challenges, do a live 24h podcast in a special arena in the middle of the facility, and demonstrate the LOD performance metrics expected of the participants, both regarding specific tasks and in vivo trials. This could also be a great opportunity to create inspirational content, including permissionless AMA sessions?
The danger, of course, when writing satire, is that one person's satire is another person's detailed roadmap for their five-year plan to increase shareholder value through optimised full-circuit synergetic paradigm-shifting dynamic processes going forward.
Is this what a slightly progressive silicon valley pitch looks like? I love how disillution in traditional institutions, the need for a social contract that ensures an individuals respect and the cost of living crisis is being crossed with abondoning the thin veil that hides tech’s data gathering and red pilled(?) tech conform propaganda.
The psychological OPEX bit has to be one of the most cold blooded human-nature-reducing appeals to the truth of some silicon-valley-tech-master-morality-ideology I have come across. Yeah you may think a bit like founder and hopefully take a bit of pride in what the company is building while somehow living on less than $7 a day. Truly following on MLK here.
Have you considered in-house power production solutions? Many profitable shelters combatting childhood obesity in the U.S are powered by the children on stationary bicycles.
If you can direct me to the queue where I can sell my Newsletter to steely VCs who will turn it into some kind of a propaganda for their profiteering, I will rename my following Soya milk cult!
What are you all trying to do, repeat The New Poor Law from the early 19th century and call it an invention?
I actually have no idea who you are or Ben Horowitz is (joke is on me for this), but I looked up and saw he is (was) business partners with Marc Andreessen, who in his own words said that he has no introspection and that it is a modern construct. Can hardly trust a man like that....
Silicon Valley(and the tech world in general) really just needs to stay out of government and this need to influence and "improve" humanity. Just focus on building things and make profit and cal al spade a spade.
If this is meant for April 1st then we'll may be time to get better jokes eh?
Bro you jumped the gun 😂
I always finish early.
Are you unaware of the distinct Brave New World overtones of your vision? Re-educating Refugees from presumably Venezuela with 24/7 indoctrination in founder mode while feeding them soylent green paste, all the while sequestered in “work camps”? Since education has to start early, why not start with children? What happens to those not capable of becoming founders? Or who want to be artists?
That's a great idea. Would you like to be on the advisory committee.
Will definitely pitch this and credit you regardless
thank you, I would definitely join the advisory board.
I had another idea: could we have you and Ben come to the reeducation facilities for Demo days? You could showcase your own abilities with regards to the challenges, do a live 24h podcast in a special arena in the middle of the facility, and demonstrate the LOD performance metrics expected of the participants, both regarding specific tasks and in vivo trials. This could also be a great opportunity to create inspirational content, including permissionless AMA sessions?
For a second, I wondered what I was reading 😂
A super serious investment announcement
Indeed. I‘m sure Thiel is chomping at the bit.
Best buddies, him and I
Has it become too easy to let AI write intricate satire?
What part of this is satire for you?
I thought this sounded familiar...April Fool's Day!
https://socialstudieshelp.com/economics/economic-history-of-slavery-profit-and-exploitation/
https://truthout.org/articles/more-us-employers-are-trapping-workers-in-a-new-form-of-indentured-servitude/
I only do seriouys articles. Have never written a joke in my life
The danger, of course, when writing satire, is that one person's satire is another person's detailed roadmap for their five-year plan to increase shareholder value through optimised full-circuit synergetic paradigm-shifting dynamic processes going forward.
This is clearly someone's satire because for me it is the latter
I wish I truly understood all of this.
Maybe you would appreciate our reeducation protocol?
The Lord Farquaad VC strategy
Don't know him but he seems like a lovely chap
Word
How very Johnathan Swift.
Never heard of him
"This time, every year"
Very important to share great updates
Is this what a slightly progressive silicon valley pitch looks like? I love how disillution in traditional institutions, the need for a social contract that ensures an individuals respect and the cost of living crisis is being crossed with abondoning the thin veil that hides tech’s data gathering and red pilled(?) tech conform propaganda.
The psychological OPEX bit has to be one of the most cold blooded human-nature-reducing appeals to the truth of some silicon-valley-tech-master-morality-ideology I have come across. Yeah you may think a bit like founder and hopefully take a bit of pride in what the company is building while somehow living on less than $7 a day. Truly following on MLK here.
We aren't interested in following MLK, only surpassing him
Devansh, your Clawdbot blackpilled on Nick Land, wtf seriously, properly tag it as satire or you risk inspiring the next Founders Fund batch
I love the founders fund. Truly people who want the best for humanity (atleast the 100 people in their circle).
Have you considered in-house power production solutions? Many profitable shelters combatting childhood obesity in the U.S are powered by the children on stationary bicycles.
If you can direct me to the queue where I can sell my Newsletter to steely VCs who will turn it into some kind of a propaganda for their profiteering, I will rename my following Soya milk cult!
What are you all trying to do, repeat The New Poor Law from the early 19th century and call it an invention?
I actually have no idea who you are or Ben Horowitz is (joke is on me for this), but I looked up and saw he is (was) business partners with Marc Andreessen, who in his own words said that he has no introspection and that it is a modern construct. Can hardly trust a man like that....
Silicon Valley(and the tech world in general) really just needs to stay out of government and this need to influence and "improve" humanity. Just focus on building things and make profit and cal al spade a spade.
If this is meant for April 1st then we'll may be time to get better jokes eh?
Thanks.